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Slow Servers is a virtual private server hosting provider offering VPS services from secondhand systems located in Spokane, Washington, with an emphasis on privacy and simplicity. The service accepts cryptocurrency payments including Monero, Bitcoin, and Bitcoin Cash. The provider emphasizes slow, deliberate operations and appears oriented toward privacy-conscious clients.
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Slow Servers Hand drawn+painted logo, by my wonderful wife, without the assistance of AI. A Simple Site, offering (relatively) Slow Servers hosted on Secondhand Systems in Spokane, Washington, with (hopefully) Satisfactory Service. If Ted Kaczynski had wanted a VPS host, Slow Servers might've been a contender. tl;dr, get me a server already! If you can pay with Monero, Bitcoin, Bitcoin Cash, or US
Quality score
25% Low quality
2 inbound links
2 pages indexed
91% availability
How the score is calculated
The score is a 0-100 value measuring the overall quality of the indexed site.
25%
Category relevance22%
How many of the category keywords appear in the content
Content22%
Amount of meaningful text on the page
Internal links18%
Internal navigation structure of the site
Trust (clearnet mirror)15%
Whether the site also runs a matching clearnet version, a marker of legitimacy
Availability13%
Uptime success rate in the crawler checks
Inbound links10%
How many other indexed .onion sites point here
The score is recalculated on every crawl. A penalty is applied when keyword spam is detected in the content. Sites indexed but not yet fully crawled show as "Not rated yet" rather than a low score.